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Society: Every girl is beautiful.

Fat girls: Really?

Skinny girls: Really?

Curvy girls: Really?

Scene girls: Really?

Preppy girls: Really?

White girls: Really?

Black girls: Really?

Society: Wait let me be more specific

Society: You need to have boobs the size of Canada, an ass that will put Nicki Minaj to shame, perfect porcelain skin with nary a single blemish, straight white teeth that will blind somebody that looks at them without sunglasses, hair that is thick and flows like a waterfall made of rainbows and unicorn tears, eyelashes that will touch your forehead and look natural doing it, soft hairless skin, and a smolder that will fry a chicken in a basket. You also have to be a size 00 because guys love it when they can see your ribcage.

Girls:

Society:

Girls:

Society:

Girls:

Society: Why is everybody getting depressed all of a sudden?

Anonymous asked
i stole ur pumkin during halloween an threw them eggs

Aw thank you that’s so sweet that you freakin egged my house. Thanks babe